11.01.2006
| The Piston Ring Blues
If
you have to pit more oil into your container than petrol into
your tank then it could be cause for concern, but we'll let
the bus tell this story for itself
After
just having been surrounded by a collection of wild looking
men, I'm now in a small lorry surrounded by 4 iron walls. I'm
tied up like roast beef, motionless.
My rear view mirrors were taken off and the air was let out
of my tyres. Getting me on the lorry was a difficult procedure,
martyrdom for all involved, especially for me.
Countless volunteers pushed me onto the lorry up a slope which
served as a ramp. The lorry was to be my ambulance to the VW
garage in Nairobi.
I
wouldn't have had the power to make the 180km from Nyahururu
to Nairobi. I was powerless and my cylinder went on strike at
every small uphill climb. Actually it all began back in Karthoum
(Sudan). I developed a secret passion for piston rings which
tasted so good that I had to nibble on them from time to time.
That's how I ended up drinking more oil than usual but Rupert
soon discovered my little secret. He whisked me off to a garage
where I got some new piston rings. I really tried to resist
temptation and not nibble the new piston rings but I just couldn't
do it, they tasted too good! So in Addis Abeba I was taken to
another garage where my motor was fitted with new piston rings
once again. This time there were to be no more relapses. I was
determined and sadly sniffed a piston ring which smelled temptingly
good. But I stayed strong.
The
road through the Nechisar National Park in Arba Minch is really
only meant for 4x4 vehicles but I mastered it like a mountain
goat up to the point when I see-sawed over a large stone
and made a huge puddle of oil. Once again the oil filter attachment
had fallen apart, the same thing which caused our late departure
in Golling. But I was lucky and Rupert was able to get the aluminium
part welded at a technical school and get me out of my sorry
state.
In
Arba Minch, a huge reserve petrol canister was attached to me
due to a lack of petrol stations, it was a 200 litre shell oil
barrel. I felt like a big tank lorry and proudly transported
the red and yellow barrel on my roof.
The
trip from Ethiopia to Kenya via Turmi at Lake Turkana turned
out to be very challenging for me. I had to deal with deep sand
passages and steep rolling hills which kept appearing. I often
only made it due to help from John or Erik's landrover (they
were also travelling this route).
It
was during this difficult time that it happened again: I had
a relapse, those damn piston rings just tasted too good! At
first I could cover it up but then the blue smoke from the exhaust
and the increasing oil consumption gave me and my disgraceful
deed away!
On
top of all of that, my battery started smelling like bad eggs
because it was overcharged. I wasn't only lame but also smelled
like a Kenyan warthog! A disaster. I longed for a garage, I
longed for loving mechanics' hands but far and wide was only
sand. I chugged my way to Loyangalani (a small village at Lake
Turkana) with my last power.
In my desperation I even let the village mechanic take a look
at me, but he was wearing a skirt and flip-flops. Nevertheless
he seemed to know his stuff and he was able to cheer me up temporarily.
But in my frail condition I couldn't take Lena and the kids
with me, they were taken to Maralal in John's Landrover where
they waited for Rupert and I.
If
there is a hell for VW buses then I imagine it to be like this
part of our route. After every hill came another and another
and out of sheer frustration I started drinking more oil that
ever! It was true, I drank like a fish! That's how my spark
plugs kept getting covered in oil and had to be cleaned or changed
all the time. I think Rupert changed my spark plugs more often
than his socks! But with a lot of luck and help from men who
pushed me I finally made it to Maralal and to Lena and the kids.
But I was at the end of my tether. Crawling along at snail's
pace on the way to Nyanhururu I had to stop a few times due
to exhaustion and had a frustrated nibble on my piston ring.
A few times I didn't want to or couldn't start and I eventually
had to be towed. And now, well now I'm driving to Nairobi, or
let's say I'm being driven. And if my prayers are answered then
I'll be fit again in a couple of days and ready for the last
part of the journey, and I won't eat up my new piston rings
straight away.
I
promise!
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